So my former sister-in-law gave her husband a trip to spring training for his fiftieth birthday. Being selfless, two of his friends (including me) made the sacrifice and joined him on the trip. We’re spending four days seeing four ballgames. I’m going to try to blog occasionally.
The history of spring training is one of ongoing professionalization and standardization, which is a way of saying, “All eccentricities have been stomped out of it.”
In the early days of spring training, teams lacked set destinations. There were no permanent Florida or Arizona complexes. Depending on the year and where the manager felt like spending his spring, teams trained in Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Catalina Island, California, Cuba.
Today, teams have expensive stadiums waiting for them. There are few holdouts, and with Barry Bonds’s retirement no one who reports late because they can’t be bothered to start on time. But for Dominicans with visa problems, punctuality is the rule. If the training season is used for anything more fun than training, it’s kept on the down low.
One of the reasons teams drifted from location to exotic location in the earliest days of spring training was because managers were looking for ways to control their players, to find the dry spots where a manager might find a drink but a player could not. John McGraw for many years favored Marlin, Texas, because it was unexotic, in the middle of nowhere, and – he hoped – better suited to controlling his players. (In later days, Casey Stengel, one of McGraw’s great managing disciples, solved this problem for himself by telling his players that they weren’t allowed to drink in the hotel bar, because that was where he did his drinking.)
This past Thursday afternoon the Giants were off, so we enjoyed a game at Maryvale Baseball Park in Phoenix. The Brewers hosted the Padres, lots of runs were scored, and we ended in a tie, 10-10, after ten innings. (In spring training, if a game is tied after nine innings, the managers agree to end the game after ten innings, regardless of the score.)

Prince Fielder At Bat
We sat a few rows behind the Padres dugout, amongst some great Brewer fans, knowledgeable about their team and its history. The game was not memorable, but there was a funny moment that we will be telling people about. We’ve encountered the spring training phenomenon of groupies, young women who come to the games, either as fans of a particular young player, or perhaps just to choose a young prospect, much the way Annie chose Nuke in “Bull Durham.” Late in the game, Padres shortstop prospect Sean Kazmar came out onto the on-deck circle as a pinch-hitter. Now mind you, Sean is a good-looking specimen, better perhaps than his mug shot indicates:

Sean Kazmar, SS
A group of three women in their very early twenties started calling to him from the second row behind the Padres dugout. “Sean! Sean! Over here, Sean! Look at us!” One of the Brewer fans to my right shouted over to them: “Shut up, girls! Don’t distract him; he’s trying to become a millionaire!”